They’re cheesy and guaranteed a groan, but Christmas Day Dinner wouldn’t be the same without the classic cracker joke. So, here’s my favourite Christmas Cracker Scout jokes….
Q: How can you tell when a Scout has earned their Chef Activity Badge?
A: They make good use of their Thyme.
Q: Where do cows go camping?
A: Upstate Moo York.
Q: What wears a uniform and floats in water?
A: A buoy Scout!
Q: What did one flame say to the other on their 1st date?
A: “We’re a perfect match.”
Q: What did Oliver Twist say on a camp-out?
A: “Please, sir, may I have s’more?”
Q: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
A: Too see how long he could sleep for!
Q: What did the little boy say when he found a spider in his tent?
A: Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Q: What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping?
A: Fly fishing.
Q: Where do sharks go camping?
A: Finland.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the camping trip?
A: Never mind – it really stinks.
Do you know any other Scout Jokes?
Comment below if you know any good ones….or bad!
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